Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Respiration Rates Mammals Vs Reptiles

pus worse is old.

I'm sure I'll lose my hair young because God will punish me for what I say.
I really could able to endure the elderly.

You know what I mean?
Those who think a permit because they have 357 more wrinkles than you and it just near the right eye. (Or left. Or 2 if you are ambidextrous).
Those who had patio doors as a seat. Too bad if you were lucky, you had those you went down to the cheeks, bad if you had them, well you were chicks in dirty.
Those who went out with only $ 0.50 and is succeeded Pogner like the girl with the patio door.

Yes, those who could not wait to turn 18 in 1952. "
Those who were nuns as a teacher. (Note that none & / Professor (e) of today is still as boring as before except that the teacher of today not seem to want to s' fly with his hat at the slightest gust of wind.)

Yesterday while going to deposit money at a certain bank. (If you follow y'as logic in what I just said.) I opened the door to a man old enough anyway but perhaps not old enough that I respect. Y'avait TWO doors. I opened both.
I did not have. 6 seconds of my life lost it took me a favor for him, I could use and update my facebook status to write I hated the people of the 3rd age.

Note to myself I hope that there're not a 4th age because I'll start thinking about suicide. (I am sure that as many who think the same thing as me. So Join the club.)

I just wanted to help. I was not expecting that gives me a check for half a million dollars. This would not have to wonder that old, you know all their money to stack disgust us when adjusting their wills. (But blessing to you, if I touch your will is that you again became dust.)

Where I work, y'as just that. It passes these days lounging on the benches, drinking their coffee. Walk or ride depending on its body types & its conveyance. Still linger. Taking a handkerchief from his shirt sleeve, point-of-cross with a left of center table to empty the soul in the latter being biensur we hear his deep need to blow his nose. Still drinking coffee and piss off the people.

Just a "thanks." would have made my day and I would have told me again; Hey, you got past a hair to pocket half a million.

I'll try to love the elderly. I promise you.

D.

Friday, July 23, 2010

What Does Dying Wart Look Like

50% on diamonds.

Tse when an advertisement in a jewelry said, Up to 50% on diamonds.

You do not have to take it as cash (I just made a reference $ $ = Jewellery is wonderful.)

Yesterday morning when I quietly was shopping in a grocery store at 8:30. "Changing the name to remain anonymous." Let us call them, Loblaws, I get a phone with a nice lady who was doing his job with passion. I pause (I like it receive calls, it is always good to tell others: Heyy What's up? That chill in the gettho motherfuc ***?, Especially when the bank is calling you you got to tell you the fucking fucking cool for a NSF check.) I open another parenthesis within a parenthesis (I've never had NSF checks.) I close the parenthesis in the parenthesis already established. I close the first parenthesis. It stuffing but it is.

short, the lady of the Central Alarm'm telling myself .. word for word, Hello, is that I talk to Brad Pitt? (I change my name to keep my anonymity.) Yes, it is the ace of rhythm, "I said forcefully. You must visit your workplace immidiate, there officers on 3-seater that await you. I open another parenthesis (Yet it was not my birthday, why a lady incconue plant she paid me 3 policemen?, It's still nice of him.) End of digression. She finished her sentence; Your jewelry was robbed.

I am certain that the second she told me that I looked like a doll AIR BAG. I swear, mouth open, outstretched hand away from my body and my face, eyes bulging, face stunned, near the pubic hair that did not look natural. Yes, I affirm my comparison with dolls. At this time I also took for Bruni Surin, the man of 6 million. (I just wrong between two speed references.) Good thing the jewelry was in front of the store; Loblaws (Recall that it is better for them to remain anonymous, there nevertheless homepage doll AIR BAG .)

Arriving at the scene of crimes. (Yes it is a serious crime fly.) The 3 policemen watched me a suspicious manner. I told them I though it was not my birthday. They explained the situation. You have stolen Mr. Brad Pitt. (I always want to preserve my anonymity, I do have pubic hair of non-real close to my sweet happiness). The door was literally broken. There was glass everywhere.
Y'ont taken several jewelry. But not with diamonds. Yet there was a promotion; Up to 50% on all our diamonds and we even pay taxes on some labels. Not white, just the Yellow, Orange & Blue. (I'm still doing the promo free)
It Hits
who have not taken it to the shit and they have served themselves. Fuck clerks who'd have probably given all the jewelry you want, especially when you got a gun on the temples.
short, a day watching 3 policemen write a novel (It'll be an idea surment emission Virginia Fabienne Larouche.) Haha it's fun.

D.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

How Many Watts Does A Flashlight Have

comedian at heart.

We always think that it's Val-d'Or Platte. Y'as nothing happens.

Think again.
Thursday by seeking papers to a location X. (X being a place. It's the same thing but said it backwards.) I was waiting my turn seated on a chair when Mrs. Y. (Y being a lady is still called the same thing but in reverse.) Is set to speak to me.

Like any good citizen I said I would talk to him in a retorting; Hello.
It's simple, fast and said too many times when you do not really want a conversation because entammer did you just want to pick up your papers and your *** cali camp.

Saying; Hello. to Mrs. Y. It seemed that I had become his best friend. All his problems were envoller. I have great respect for Mrs. Y. Except that Thursday, I do not try to get my 966th Facebook friends.

As has become his soul sister, Ms. Y began to ask me my name, shaking my hand necessarily. THE handshake but that 2 men are after conquering a woman (a sign of male virility ... I still want to clarify that it was a woman, but still is good. In short, it was Thursday .) She then asked me what I wanted to do with my life. (One thing we are asking every 6 seconds when you meet someone.) I told him I was still humorist. (As well as having my 966th Facebook friends, also bin start to advertise.)

error. Never tell a woman who shakes your hand very hard and who want to learn a lot on you the first 6 seconds of the game you want to become a comedian. I think that I have landed a dream or worse, the realization that what she really wanted to do in life as she was coming comedian. What do you think that followed this revelation?.

"Pete worse again y'ont you fart?". Yes yes, a joke not expect another.
Having a good heart, I really did not want him laughing in his beard. So I told him to continue .. OTHER ERRORS. But hey, instead of that she started telling me about his health problem. What to degenerate. You'll understand. Ms.

Y. 've had recently; gastroenteritis. What has caused her, a tsunami, tired of suffering. (Pogne you?). Times are hard, me "she repeated several times. (I would just remind you that I wait after my paper is very long.)

Not really control the situation, or should I say conversation, she told me. I swear, in a tone of morbid & both happy.; "When it floats in your underwear, OH BOY, it's not beautiful."
It was there, I could do myself more. It was the drop of shit that was the final straw.

Not knowing what to say. I find anything else to tell him that, "innit funny when it floats dismemberment huh?". AHH
CHAMPION BRAVO! PAY HIGH. As if not
Y'avait asser of shit in the conversation, I had to add a layer.

Finally, my papers are ready, and I was ready to go and especially to wash my hands in my lap Evitt floating in my underwear.

D.